Friday, September 28, 2007
Week 4 NFL Upset Specials
In another NFC North domed showdown, Green Bay visits Minnesota. Historically, Brett Favre hasn't played well in domes, posting a career 20-25 record, and he's struggled particularly in the HHH Metrodome, where he's just 5-10. Yet looking closer behind the numbers, dp discovered that Favre has actually won 4 of 7 contests in the Metrodome in the 1990s. Plus, he's playing great so far this year to lead the Packers to three straight wins. The only question is, how soon will Favre throw a touchdown pass to hit 421 and set the all-time record? dp sets the over-under for this milestone at 11:17 left in the second quarter. The scoring won't stop there, and the Pack remains undefeated with a 31-21 win.
Finally, as dp doesn't feel good about any of the other underdogs' chances this week, here's some predictions for the three games with the narrowest favorites: I'm sticking with Seattle again this week to squeak one out at San Francisco, Philly to subdue New York at Giants Stadium, and, in a game experts are wary to pick because of Jake Delhomme's injury status, I'm riding Carolina, with Delhomme or David Carr at QB, to eke out a home win over the Bucs. (I would wait until Saturday night for an injury update before picking this last one, but dp and Lady FLICK are off to Seattle for a wedding this weekend. Check back Monday for the Week 4 recap.)
President's Race 9/27/2006
Farewell, RFK!
To give you a sense of RFK Stadium, check out the presidential sausage race from last night's game- the last Nationals game ever to be played at RFK, as the Nats are set to move into a sparkling new facility next spring. Look for dp's stadium feature coming soon to the FLICKsport Rap.
FLICK life: Foul is Fair
For example, on Monday, September 17, dp attended the Washington Nationals v. New York Mets baseball game at soon-to-be-defunct RFK Stadium. Sitting in his customary seats behind homeplate, dp scrambled over a few rows of empty seats to make a backhanded snag of an 8th inning foul ball, taking care not to spill a single drop of beer in the pursuit. dp was of course thrilled to have finally nabbed a baseball after 20 foul-free years attending hundreds of ballgames at dozens of stadiums across the country.
However, dp was not alone in tracking the foul, as a young boy in a Nats jersey had raced to the spot in the aisle where the ball would have trickled down if not for dp's deftness. Looking first at his own half-full beer and then at the boy's empty baseball glove, dp knew how to do it right.
So with a flick of the wrist, dp dropped the ball down into the boy's glove.
The unassisted Double Player always lends a helping hand.
Further, the Dharma Prince knows that what goes around comes around, just as FLICKsters know to just let it go. It will come back.
And of course it did on that glorious late summer night: a cameraman captured the whole moment for display on the scoreboard. The ensuing roar from the appreciative crowd gave dp an even better thrill than catching the ball.
FLICK. Just let it go.
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Barry Bonds Bids San Francisco Good Bye
With the "Thank You Barry- A Giant Forever" banner hanging behind him on the wall in left field, the constant chants of "Barry, Barry," and multiple standing ovations throughout the game, San Francisco fans let Bonds know they will always love him.
With the "Bonds 25" inscription painted on the left field grass, Giant owner Peter Magowan's tearful postgame interview, and executive vice president Larry Baer's hope that Barry could retire as a Giant even if he continues his career elsewhere, the organization let Bonds know that despite the decision to not bring him back next year, the Giants still love him, too.
Even the opposing Padres paid their respects to the man who has hit more home runs (87) against them than any player has ever hit against one team. In the 6th inning, after a final at bat in which he wowed the crowd by flying out to the warning track in deep right-center, Bonds walked to the mound and hugged Cy Young favorite Jake Peavy, who returned Bonds' words, "I love you." After the game ended, Greg Maddux lingered in the visitors' dugout to watch a six-minute video tribute to Bonds on the scoreboard.
With all the negative publicity that has swirled around Bonds for the last few years, it's easy to forget that he is one of all-time greatest players from any era. dp wishes that more true baseball fans were out there to join the Bay Area faithful in appreciating Bonds for his once-in-a-lifetime talent and monster performances throughout a remarkable career.
Instead, it seems the average fan has labeled Bonds the poster child for the Steroid Era. In fact, in a related story that seemingly validates this depiction, the fate of Bonds' 756th HR ball has been decided in an Internet vote brought about by the ball's owner, a fashion designer/publicity whore whom dp will not gratify by naming here (a stunt both petty and futile, to be sure, but certainly not as disrespectful as the perpetual indignity suffered by Bonds). At least the ball will not be blasted into space; rather, it will be displayed in the Hall of Fame- but with an asterisk affixed to its cover.
dp authored an article for the Taft Independent back on August 7 when Bonds broke the record. It's reprinted here below.
“Shooting Stars:
Taking Aim at Bonds’ Stock in History”
While Aaron braved a racist backlash of boos, hate mail, and death threats as he chased Babe Ruth’s mark of 714 homers, Bonds has also faced controversy. Yet while the bigotry that plagued Aaron has faded, the issues that swirl around Bonds are stickier. Even though Bonds’ name has replaced Aaron’s atop the homerun leader board in the history books, myriad questions concerning the record’s legitimacy—and ultimately Bonds’ legacy—linger.
Indeed, bouncing back from a horrid July, in which Bonds batted a paltry .186, is the least of his concerns, as the possibility of a federal indictment for tax evasion and perjury charges related to his testimony before the Bay Area Laboratory Co-operative (BALCO) grand jury still remains. Yet perhaps even more damaging to Bonds’ ego—and major league baseball’s image—is the court of public opinion.
More polarizing than shock jocks like Don Imus, Howard Stern, and Rush Limbaugh, Bonds inspires passionate debate about the presence of performance-enhancing drugs in professional sports. The vast majority of local fans in
Meanwhile, very few current players will publicly rip Bonds. These guys understand the pressure to perform. They may not particularly like him, but they admire his talent and respect the contributions he makes toward his team’s success. Moreover, these guys have dealt with, or perhaps are still dealing with, the temptation to use performance-enhancing drugs. Judging from the wall of silence offered to George Mitchell’s investigation into steroid use in baseball, the players’ perspective is simple: look the other way. See no evil; hear no evil; most of all, speak no evil—not about yourself, but especially not about your teammates.
If nothing else, ballplayers are realists, recognizing the sports industry for what it is—a multibillion-dollar transnational empire. With that reality in mind, is it reasonable to discount Bonds’ accomplishments? By all accounts, Bonds was already the best player in baseball before he allegedly used steroids and other performance-enhancing drugs. What about the countless other ballplayers who were secretly juicing and competing at the same time? Even the “magical” 1998 season, when fans embraced Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa as they pursued the single-season home run record, now seems more chemical than magical, as both players are strongly suspected of steroid use. In “Love Me, Hate Me: Barry Bonds and the Making of an Antihero,” Jeff Pearlman reports that in an alleged 1998 private conversation with Ken Griffey Jr., a conversation Bonds denies and Griffey reportedly does not remember, Bonds expressed frustration and jealousy over the fan appreciation enjoyed by McGwire and Sosa, and Bonds decided to take steroids the following off-season, figuring that he may as well enjoy the same benefits himself.
So, how do average fans who grew up innocently loving baseball process these sobering revelations? Like most baseball-loving boys growing up in the ’80s and ’90s, my brother and I collected baseball cards. My brother’s most prized treasures were two mint-condition rookie cards: Ken Griffey Jr. and Barry Bonds. Of course, these two shared more than center stage on my brother’s trophy shelf: both possessed a baseball pedigree, having grown up as the sons of former major leaguers; both were five-tool superstars who could hit for average and power, steal bases, and win Gold Gloves in the outfield; both players have averaged 41 home runs per 162 games played over the course of their careers. In short, both were the best players in their respective leagues throughout the 1990s.
Yet after their alleged conversation in 1998, Bonds’ and Griffey’s paths diverged in the next decade. From 2001-2004, the years in which Bonds is accused of juicing, Bonds won four consecutive MVP awards, stringing together an incredible stretch of mind-popping statistics including the single-season record 73 home runs in 2001 and batting titles in 2002 and 2004. Meanwhile, the injury-prone Griffey strung together long periods on the disabled list. But now the tables have turned again, as Griffey enjoys a strong bounce-back season while Bonds is greeted with boos wherever he goes.
Certainly, Bonds’ aloofness and hostility toward the media has not endeared him to some, but is he really the villain that he is made out to be? What has Barry Bonds done that is so bad?
By most accounts, it seems that Bonds’ biggest crime is his physical transformation from the wiry lead-off hitter as a rookie in 1986 for the Pittsburgh Pirates to the bulky, hulked-up slugger of today. It’s true that Bonds broke into the big leagues as a 21-year old, 190-pound lead-off batter who hit line drives and stole bases. He still hit his share of home runs but did not become a middle-of-the-lineup threat until 1990, when he won his first of three MVP awards in the 1990s by recording his first 30-homer, 100-RBI season. Meanwhile, he averaged 34 stolen bases per year in his first 13 seasons. While steroids may have made him bigger, it seems they did not make him faster, as he has not accumulated even 20 steals in a single season since 1998. So steroids must have turned him into a home run hitter, right? Yet even before he allegedly began juicing in 1999, Bonds had already won a home run title with 46 in 1993 and finished among the top four in six other seasons.
I tend to agree with Chris Rock, who said, “At worst [Bonds] pulled a fast one on us.” As Rock pointed out to Bob Costas recently on HBO, “You have to have a rule in place to break a rule.” While most outside
As bleak as his legacy may seem now, only time will tell how Bonds is ultimately viewed in the annals of history. While Bonds is criticized for not being more like the universally respected Aaron, Aaron himself was knocked for not being like the larger-than-life Babe Ruth. Unlike the folk hero Ruth, who ate and drank prodigiously, chased women, and clashed with teammates and authority figures, the quiet and private Aaron kept to himself and steered clear of the spotlight. Unlike the spectacular Ruth, who blasted moon shots high into the sky and deep into the bleachers, Aaron yanked line-drive lasers barely over the fence. Unlike Ruth, who amassed some of the most incredible single-season performances ever, including the fabled 60-homer mark in 1927, Aaron never hit so many as 50 home runs in one year. Yet years later, Aaron is admired for his enduring humility and consistent excellence.
Perhaps one day Bonds will also be remembered in a positive light. The good news for Bonds right now? There is even worse news breaking in other major sports, like the Tim Donaghy gambling scandal in the NBA and the Michael Vick dog-fighting indictment in the NFL. And baseball does not have a monopoly on performance-enhancing drug scandals: just recently, cycling’s doping epidemic surfaced again at the Tour de France, and professional wrestler Chris Benoit killed his family in a violent rage. In the end, the controversy over steroids may fade, but the home run record will remain… at least until A-Rod breaks it in five or six more years.
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Flight of the Conchords - Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros
Here's a couple of kindred FLICKsters, Jemaine and Bret, riffing around their FLICKnames
Goonies.com gobbles up Mr. Pacman...
Unsurprisingly, Mr. Pacman isn't easy to corner. Goonies.com kingpin and original FLICKster Noahbk has been searching for Mr. Mitchell for a few days. Yesterday, upon realizing that he had inadvertently referred to Billy as Ricky in his original e-mail, Nbk feared that B-Mitch had eluded him just as he's skirted so many pursuing ghosts over the years. Thankfully, Noa the Boa Konstrictor (a FLICKname coined by Lady FLICK, dp's better half) received an e-mail this morning from B-Mitch promising an interaction soon.
dp looks forward to hearing Mr. Pacman's story behind the story of winning the Holy Grail of the '80s arcade by FLICKing a perfect game through all 256 levels of Pacman. Be sure to tune into Goonies.com for his answers to Noahbk's insightful questions. Also, you can play all the classic games like Pacman, Frogger, Burger Time, Space Invaders, etc. right from goonies.com. Check it out!
NBK, from one FLICKster to another, I wish you luck. Tread carefully, big cat. Check that: tread nimbly. B-Mitch might just pull the old pop-off-the-screen-on-one-side-and-come-out-the-other trick.
Then again, I wouldn't worry. A guy who gets up and answers fanmail at 6:22 a.m. isn't likely to flake on his word. I mean, the dude signs his e-mails, "Never surrender, never." Only a true champion won't surrender in the second never.
In any case, Ms. Pacman is no doubt the greatest video game ever and continues to thrive today, having morphed from the arcade to video to computer to cellphone. It's definitely still the best in its original arcade format, though. From the Sunset Pizza Hut in Waukesha, WI to Tommy's Pizza in Cambridge, MA to Miss T's Barcade in Los Angeles, dp has literally FLICKed a Ms. Pacman joystick his whole life.
Seriously, if you're ever in LA check out the Barcade. It's an awesome dive with $2 beers, great greasy food, plus all kinds of old-school arcade games and pinball machines. It's even got the old arcade RBI Baseball with the all-time greatest teams like the 1927 Yankees with Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig, Tony Lazzari, Bill Dickey, and the rest. Unless you believe B-Mitch's groupie stories of the '80s arcade gaming scene, the Barcade is also about the only place in the world that you can find supermodels elbow-to-elbow with supernerds, in a sort of Napoleon Dynamite meets Charlie's Angels way. You gotta love L.A. sometimes.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Brewers 2 behind Cubs after Fielder hits 50th in 9-1 win over Cards
Fielder strengthened his MVP candidacy with the clutch performance. Hearing the legions at Miller Park whose cheers drew Fielder out of the dugout for curtain calls after both blasts, dp thinks the MVP will be Fielder's provided the Brew Crew sneak past the Cubs and into the playoffs.
Monday, September 24, 2007
Initial FLICKnames
hey.
calling all FLICKsters.
it's me.
dp.
you know, the unassisted Double Player, the Dirty Phraser, the super Duper sports Phanatic, the Deep Poet, the Dogmatic Pragmatist, the Dashing Phoxhound leaping over the lazy DogPhish, the Declarative Prophet, the Dean of Poker, the Director of Philanthropy....
Now, after exhausting description, dp quickly FLICKs into action.
dp flicks like a Diddling Peavy plucking the guitar.
dp flicks like a Dwindling Pallmall ground into the ground.
dp flicks like the Duffer/Poor golfer he is. Oh, to be a Don Player on the links like brotherman zeke, aka the Suited Connector, or his playing partner the Green Blazer.
you can even be totally free with your quick FLICKs, like:
sc flicks like the slick click of a Star Cardplayer's online bet.
bz flicks like a bumble bee's BuZzer.
bz flicks like a BooZer's dry tongue.
gb flicks like Good 'ole Brett flicks a Green Bay Game-winning Bomb.
gb flicks like Great Britain's frittered empire.
How do you like to FLICK around with your nicknames? Please post a reply with some sick initials riffs of your own. FLICK. Just let 'em flow....
Sunday, September 23, 2007
Week 3 NFL recap: Packers upset Chargers; Favre hits 420
Well, call dp the decisive prophet, the definitive predictor, the dead-on probabilitator. Delivering dp's upset special, Brett Favre connected with Greg Jennings for a 57-yard touchdown with 2:03 left to lead the Packers to a thrilling 4th-quarter comeback victory against the Chargers. In the process, Favre tied Dan Marino's career passing TDs record.
After the game, Favre said, "To be totally honest with you, I am so glad we won that I could care less about that record."
In any case, Favre certainly hit 420 career passing TDs in style. Just as dp predicted, Jennings' return from injury to the lineup provided a clutch boost to the Packers' passing attack, as Jennings hauled in Favre's perfectly thrown slant in full stride and streaked through the secondary untouched for the go-ahead score.
After San Diego's ensuing comeback bid died when MLB Nick Barnett interceped Philip Rivers and returned it all the way down to the 2, Favre had a chance to pass for the record, yet he went so far as to request that McCarthy call a safer run. Rookie RB Brandon Jackson powered in two running plays later for his first career TD.
Favre called for the run despite a ridiculous 47-11 pass/run playcalling disparity up until that point in the game. While Favre was nearly flawless, going 28-45 for 369 yards, 3 TDs, and 0 INTs to notch his 38th career 4th quarter comeback victory (extending his own record), the Packers continue to struggle running the ball, having averaged only 57 yards per game on the ground through three games.
Though it hardly seemed to be the case today, Favre admitted that such a blatant imbalance can make it tougher to pass successfully.
"It does make it more difficult not only when teams know you're going to pass, but also see a[n empty] set with nobody in the backfield," he said, perhaps in reference to a potentially devastating moment midway through the fourth quarter with the Packers trailing 21-17. Facing a 4th and goal attempt from the 1, the Pack lined up with 5 receivers and Favre alone in the backfield. Favre threw an incomplete pass, the Packers turned the ball over on downs, and victory seemed to be in San Diego's hands. Exhibiting classic 20/20 hindsight, dp disagreed with Mike McCarthy's playcalling blunder, thinking the Pack should perhaps have run the ball, or at least not lined up in the shotgun with no backs to throw an obvious and ultimately incomplete pass.
But at the end of the game, with the comeback win all but assured, dp thought McCarthy should have given Favre a chance to break the record at home in front of the Lambeau faithful.
Although Favre later said he couldn't believe he was saying so, it was of course the right move to run the ball and thus the clock at the end of the game. Tellingly, this decision meshes with a winning philosophy embodied by a more important career record which Favre already holds: the most victories ever by a starting QB. Having broken John Elway's record last week at the Giants, Favre extended it this week to an even 150 wins.
And so the Pack is back, off to a surprising 3-0 start, among the league's unbeaten elite like New England, Indy, the Steelers, and the Cowboys, who, as per dp's prediction, defeated Chicago in the Sunday night game. dp also correctly called Seattle's dramatic last-second defeat of Cincy.
While reveling in the glory of (documented clairvoyance and) the Pack's 3-0 start, dp nonetheless grudgingly acknowledges that perhaps the Vegas oddsmakers may occasionally know what they're doing, as dp's second big upset pick failed to materialize. Although the Dolphins' comeback bid ended when the Jets recovered a last-second onside kick to preserve their 31-28 victory (and exactly cover the spread), dp's predictions for individual performance again rang true. Indeed, Ronnie Brown turned in a spectacular game, amassing 112 yards, 2 TDs and a two-point conversion rushing, plus another TD and 99 yards receiving. In the end, dp was off just a hair, as the Dolphins did just enough to not win.
Granted, as the Desert Rat so cleverly pointed out, dp, the so-called dopey predictor, totally blew it in backing the Rams, who lost decisively to the Bucs, 24-3. Looking back, it's clear dp, the former English teacher, simply didn't think this one through; in fact, he didn't even attach a verb to the Rams' proposed victory: where Seattle did indeed "sneak" past Cincy 24-21, and them 'Boys did thoroughly "beat" da Bears 27-10, the Rams did in fact "over" the Bucs in any number of categories, including time of possession, punting average, and interceptions- just not in points scored. The FLICKsport Rap sincerely apologizes for both the vague diction and the confusing unparallel construction of the prediction.
Regardless, the business of picking underdogs isn't for the narrow-nosed: you're going to get punched in the face once in a while.
Throughout this 2007 season, dp will go out on a limb to offer the underdog pick(s) that no one else has the guts or vision to make. FLICK pertains only to winners, and dp certainly knows to just let it (the point spread, in this case) go, so dp will only offer up picks for each week's hardest-to-call, gambler's nightmare, coinflip games. In other words, dp will leave the "experts" to pad their artificial W/L records by picking obvious favorites.
Then again, dp isn't even the best handicapper in the family. My dad, aka papa pistol, and my brother zeke, aka the Suited Connector, went 1-2 (out of 22 distinguished hippies, sports executives, dads, preppies, teachers, cousins, yuppies, and FLICKsters, among others) for the 2nd consecutive week in our NFL picks pool, this time with zekey taking top honors. Hey fellas, got any insights for Week 4?
dp's Week 3 record: 3-2
Season record: 3-2
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Week 3 NFL upset specials
You may wonder, "Where are dp's picks for the first two weeks? Why is he just starting now?" dp humbly points out that Brett Favre didn't get his first start until Week 3 in 1992, and the three-time MVP has done pretty well since then. (Also, dp was born late: expected as a Christmas Day bonus baby, dp straggled into this world 10 days later on January 4, unable even to muster a timely New Years arrival. dp has been offering lame excuses for chronic tardiness ever since.)
Speaking of Favre, I'm going with the Packers over the Chargers (5-point favorite) in this week's biggest upset special. Even though LT is poised for a monster game, Green Bay traditionally struggles against good 3-4 defenses like San Diego's, WR James "Joyce" Jones pulled a hamstring in practice on Thursday, and Favre himself still doesn't know what to make of a largely untested 2-0 team, I'm backing the Pack at home in Lambeau because I want to believe the Pack is back in 2007.
Call me a shameless homer, but there is at least a bit more to it than that. First, don't worry about Green Bay's lengthy injury report. Consider it mere gamesmanship by coach Mike McCarthy. Of the 17 players listed, 13 are probable and almost certain to play, including WR James Jones. While Jones' production may suffer, it won't be because of his supposedly tender hamstring. More importantly, look for #2 WR Greg Jennings to return from his own hamstring injury and supplant Jones in the starting lineup, relegating Jones to the 3rd receiver role. A healthy Jennings gives Favre a vertical threat downfield and draws some attention away from Donald Driver. I think Jennings' return will spark the Packers passing attack. Dare I say Favre throws 4 TDs to break Dan Marino's all-time record? Maybe not, but the Packers will win outright and pay big on the money line (bet $100 to win $240).
I'm also picking the Dolphins over the Jets in another upset, albeit in a much less attractive matchup of 0-2 teams. I think this is one of those games that the oddsmakers have no idea what to do with; hence, the Jets are a field-goal favorite simply because they are at home. Even though QB Chad Pennington is 6-1 lifetime against Miami and Miami MLB Zach Thomas is probably out due to the lingering effects of a concussion suffered last week against the Cowboys, the Dolphins will do just enough to not lose. Ronnie Brown will run wild through the Jets' porous run defense, churning out first downs, eating up the clock, and keeping Miami's defense, which is itself second-worst against the run this year, off the field.
Finally, here's a few more picks in the week's toughest games to predict: Rams over the Bucs, Seattle sneaks past Cincy, and, in a game where dp wishes both teams could lose, the Cowboys beat the Bears in an NFC Sunday night showdown.
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